Friday, January 25, 2013

Ain't No Betty Crocker!

Conversation at the grocery store-


Death By Chocolate, My Way
Brownies, Pudding, Heath Bar and Cool Whip
Me: I think I'll just buy some pre-made break and bake brownies for the dessert that I need to make tomorrow.

Jules: No, I like your brownies.

Me: Ok, then. {reaching for a box of brownies}

Jules: What!? You don't make your brownies homemade?

Me: Bahahaha Noooo! Who the hell do you think I am, Betty Freakin' Crocker?

Jules: {Aggravated sigh} My whole life has been a lie...

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHA reminds me of the time we finally got up the nerve to ask an elderly lady (now late) for her dumpling recipe, only to have her tell us what brand of frozen dumplings she bought!

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